Disclaimer" More random gripes from your truly- written in a funny sarcastic manner not in actual anger. Any criticism of said article is not welcome- you read it- I didn't force you ;)
Oh facebook....How I love and hate thee. I love being able to keep in touch with the friends that lead busy lives such as I, and the friends that are to far away to visit as often as I would like. I love that I can communicate with people at their and my convenience being that i work opposite hours than most, and I love that posting an invitation for suggestions for good massage parlors, hair products, and the other small details of my life has been made extremely simple. However- I do not love how it has tuned many of its loyal users into a whiner, instigator, and downright coward.
Holy Shnikes I am sick of feeling like I am back in high school. I understand how once again this will seem a bit ironic or Inception-like; griping about how people's gripes, how they use their own personal space, freedom of speech, blah blah blah....save it please. You sought this out as well so what makes you any better? Ha. Gotcha.
My point being- I understand the need to vent (obviously); what I do not understand is the need to CONSTANTLY vent, the hilarious misrepresentation of ones self for others enjoyment/approval and the need to start conflict on a social networking sight in an extremely vague manner as to avoid any actual physical repercussions. Translation? Bitching all the time about the same crap and making no changes, Saying you enjoy poetry and black and white classics when I know for a fact you spent most weekends of 4 years lighting up some reefer and puking on yourself (no no dont give me that liberal "that doesn't define you" crap), and my favorite- Talking shit about people and refusing to name who, while also refusing to do it in person because you know you are going to get your ass kicked. Ok- here's the thing- I creep- like most on facebook. None of the people I am talking about- and it is no one in particular just a BUNCH of random acquantances-are good friends of mine. So all of you that have decided I am talking about you and have gotten all huffed up and mad for no viable reason....chill. I love you. Haha.
I realize I bring it on myself as a snoop but I am encountering this so frequently that it has turned from a hilarious comic-strip like past time to a downright disgust for alot of my past peers. Therefore I am exercising MY right to free speech and saying "are you freaking kidding me?" By the way- using more words and complicated phrasing do not make you sound more intelligent- they make you sound like a politician. Like you are full of crap- and you have no concrete ideas of your own- so save it. Oh and girls? The reason why you can't find a guy to take you seriously is because you have 17 facebook albums with your lady parts hanging out and a beer bong in your mouth. Stop crying about how he didn't call- you idiot. If you have quotes under your quotations that you yourself have said- that are not funny but some kind of self-appointed philosophical discovery- I just feel bad for you. That's like giving yourself a high five in public (Thank you Pinterest)- you just look stupid. If you are going to say you " feel bad for everyone around me- I was born to be successful"- make sure you spell "successful" correctly. True story- hilarious.
I know how arrogant this seems- I always laugh when I scroll through my moody, bi-polar, I love my fiancee- worst day at work EVER!-man I want a cookie- "Re-post for what you believe in", bullcrap. We are all guilty of cursing the guy who cut us off on the highway on facebook for the world to share in our rage....some days it just gets to a be a bit ridiculous. Its those I dont associate with for obvious reasons who really get to me...its like Jersey Shore though- no matter how ridiculous i cant tear myself away from their trivial narcissistic lives. Haha. and I'm out!
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